Novelty Patches

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  • DONUT POLICE SHOULDER PATCH: “Dunk-In” Donut novelty

    $6.25

    DONUT POLICE SHOULDER PATCH: “Dunk-In” Donut novelty

    $6.25

    A parody patch featuring a donut style motif with the motto “To Protect the Donuts” and depicting the old adage that cops eat donuts. This patch is a novelty design based on that big Dunkin’ orange Coffee and Donut company.

    70 in stock

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  • PANCAKE POLICE ICOP PATCH: Size 3″ – Small

    $6.25

    PANCAKE POLICE ICOP PATCH: Size 3″ – Small

    $6.25

    A parody patch featuring an “IHOP” style motif and depicting the adage that cops eat pancakes.

    99 in stock

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  • ASSUME THE POSITION PATCH

    $3.25

    ASSUME THE POSITION PATCH

    $3.25

    Patch features a stick figure bent over with a gas pump handle in it’s rear.

    58 in stock

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  • CHICAGO CUBS CROWD CONTROL PATCH

    $6.25

    CHICAGO CUBS CROWD CONTROL PATCH

    $6.25

    Patch features the Chicago Cubs logo emblazoned in the center of the word “Chicago” with “Crowd Control” below.

    13 in stock

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  • DOUGHNUT POLICE PATCH: “Crispy Creme” Donut novelty

    $6.25

    DOUGHNUT POLICE PATCH: “Crispy Creme” Donut novelty

    $6.25

    A parody patch featuring a donut style motif and depicting the old adage that cops eat donuts. This patch is a novelty design based on that big green Coffee and Donut company.

    116 in stock

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  • PIZZA POLICE PATCH

    $6.25

    PIZZA POLICE PATCH

    $6.25

    A parody patch featuring a pizza motif and depicting a play on words, “Justice Any Way You Slice It.”

    127 in stock

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  • CHICAGO STAR PATCH: 2″

    $5.25

    CHICAGO STAR PATCH: 2″

    $5.25

    City of Chicago flag star.

    101 in stock

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  • TRUMP PUNISHER PATCH: Standard American Flag

    $6.25

    TRUMP PUNISHER PATCH: Standard American Flag

    $6.25

    This patch is a stylized version of the Punisher with the American Flag overlaid and a President Trump style hair cut. Patch features Glitter Embroidery Thread used in the hair and flag colors.

    65 in stock

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  • TRUMP PUNISHER PATCH: Blue Line American Flag

    $6.25

    TRUMP PUNISHER PATCH: Blue Line American Flag

    $6.25

    This patch is a stylized version of the Punisher with the Blue Line American Flag overlaid and a President Trump style hair cut. Patch features Glitter Embroidery Thread used in the hair and flag colors.

    65 in stock

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  • TRUMP PUNISHER PATCH: Red Line American Flag

    $6.25

    TRUMP PUNISHER PATCH: Red Line American Flag

    $6.25

    This patch is a stylized version of the Punisher with the Red Line American Flag overlaid and a President Trump style hair cut. Patch features Glitter Embroidery Thread used in the hair and flag colors.

    54 in stock

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  • BOZO POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOULDER PATCH

    $5.25

    BOZO POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOULDER PATCH

    $5.25

    A parody patch featuring a clown wearing the Chicago Police Round Crown Cap motif working in the Bozo Police Department. The motif depicts a play on words, “You can’t make this stuff up!” eluding to the crazy things police officers see during their tour of duty.

    29 in stock

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  • CITY OF CHICAGO DEPARTMENT OF DIBS MANAGEMENT SEAL PATCH

    $6.25

    CITY OF CHICAGO DEPARTMENT OF DIBS MANAGEMENT SEAL PATCH

    $6.25

    This patch is a novelty of the fictional City of Chicago Department of Dibs Management featuring a brown chair reserving a parking spot on a snow lined street.

    46 in stock

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  • OPERATION ENDURING CLUSTERFUCK PATCH: COVID-19 – Olive Drab

    $6.25

    OPERATION ENDURING CLUSTERFUCK PATCH: COVID-19 – Olive Drab

    $6.25

    This patch is a novelty on the COVID-19 Crisis featuring a the COVID-19 virus with a gas mask and beaker at the center.

    14 in stock

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  • OPERATION ENDURING CLUSTERFUCK PATCH: COVID-19 – Red

    $6.25

    OPERATION ENDURING CLUSTERFUCK PATCH: COVID-19 – Red

    $6.25

    This patch is a novelty on the COVID-19 Crisis featuring a the virus with a gas mask and beaker at the center.

    29 in stock

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  • CHICAGO POLICE OPERATION SHITSHOW 122-1446 PATCH

    $6.25

    CHICAGO POLICE OPERATION SHITSHOW 122-1446 PATCH

    $6.25

    This patch is a novelty and features a squad car on fire crashed into the side of a dumpster with a squirrel atop watching the action.

    37 in stock (can be backordered)

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  • REFUND CHICAGO POLICE PATCH

    $6.25

    REFUND CHICAGO POLICE PATCH

    $6.25

    This patch is a novelty and features a blue raised fist, or the clenched fist, a universal symbol of solidarity holding a wad of cash with a dollar sign and “Use Code # 122-1446” in text at the base.

    139 in stock (can be backordered)

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  • PLAYBOY SECURITY PATCH

    $6.25

    PLAYBOY SECURITY PATCH

    $6.25

    Fully embroidered This patch is expertly crafted and stitched.

    12 in stock

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  • I LOVE GUNS & COFFEE STARBUCKS novelty PATCH

    $6.25

    I LOVE GUNS & COFFEE STARBUCKS novelty PATCH

    $6.25

    This patch is a novelty of the Starbucks logo. It was designed in 2010 in support of the Second Amendment rights of Americans.

    6 in stock

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  • NORTH POLE POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOULDER PATCH

    $6.25

    NORTH POLE POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOULDER PATCH

    $6.25

    This patch is a novelty patch for the fictional North Pole located in the Village of Santa Claussville established in 1866.

    120 in stock

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  • SANTA’S RAILROAD POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOULDER PATCH

    $6.25

    SANTA’S RAILROAD POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOULDER PATCH

    $6.25

    This patch is a novelty patch for the fictional Santa’s Railroad Company Police Department.

    55 in stock

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  • CHICAGO STAR PATCH: 4″

    $5.95

    CHICAGO STAR PATCH: 4″

    $5.95

    City of Chicago flag star patch.

    52 in stock

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  • STOP SIGN PATCH

    $5.25

    STOP SIGN PATCH

    $5.25

    Stop Sign patch.

    6 in stock

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  • ELGIN & BELVIDERE ELECTRIC COMPANY RAILWAY POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOULDER PATCH: Christmas Santa Claus

    $6.25

    ELGIN & BELVIDERE ELECTRIC COMPANY RAILWAY POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOULDER PATCH: Christmas Santa Claus

    $6.25

    This patch is a novelty patch custom designed by Chicago Cop Shop for the Illinois Railway Museum’s Elgin & Belvidere Electric Company Railway Police Department.

    27 in stock

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  • SHRINER FEZ PATCH: Fezzes are Cool

    $5.95

    SHRINER FEZ PATCH: Fezzes are Cool

    $5.95

    Patch features a red Fez worn by Shriners with “Fezzes are Cool” embroidered across the front.

    11 in stock

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  • NATIONAL POLICE COLLECTORS SHOW PATCH: 26th Annual Show, 2010 St. Louis, MO

    $5.25

    NATIONAL POLICE COLLECTORS SHOW PATCH: 26th Annual Show, 2010 St. Louis, MO

    $5.25

    Patch is a commemorative for the 2010 National Police Collectors Show held in St. Louis, Missouri with the St. Louis Police Department badge under the St. Louis Arch on its face.

    72 in stock

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  • BABY DADDY REMOVAL TEAM (BDRT) SHOULDER PATCH

    $6.25

    BABY DADDY REMOVAL TEAM (BDRT) SHOULDER PATCH

    $6.25

    Novelty patch for the Baby Daddy Removal Team (BDRT).

    75 in stock

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  • GRAMMAR POLICE PATCH

    $6.25

    GRAMMAR POLICE PATCH

    $6.25

    This patch is a fantasy design for for the Grammar Police Department who’s mission is “To Serve and Correct.”

    94 in stock

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  • PANCAKE POLICE ICOP PATCH: Size 4″ – Large

    $6.25

    PANCAKE POLICE ICOP PATCH: Size 4″ – Large

    $6.25

    A parody patch featuring an “IHOP” style motif and depicting the adage that cops eat pancakes.

    1 in stock

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